Roger walks into his disgusting house. Puts some food in the
cats dish. “Minoux! Got your favourite girl.” He sits in his lazy boy and eats
a can of tuna. While chewing, he grabs the phone and dials the talk sex line.
general sex line introduction recording*
Roger enters his credit card number*
Girl on the line: “Hi Roger...”
R: “Hi Giselle, is Candy working tonight?”
G: “No. We’ve got (insert random names here)
R: “Oh, That’s too bad. We had such a wonderful conversation
last night. Did you know they had a great deal on fabric softener at the
independent?”
G: “”Mmhmm…. Roger, do you want to speak with me tonight or
another girl? You know this is costing you money.”
R: “Ok, can you describe your feet for me again?”©
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